Live in the pouch of an enormous runaway kangaroo or in the top pocket of a normal sized office King Kong

Be able to turn into solid liquid or gas at will or have a wallet that produces one gold coin per day

Control all electricity (but it makes a rotten fish smell) or be the master of fire (but only on Tuesdays)

Have a pen pal from Atlantis or go on a trip to your capital city two hundred years in the future

Go to a fancy dress party where everyone is dressed like you or watch a movie in which everyone talks like you

Own a cloak of invisibility which steals a non human species from the world every time you wear it or boots of sneaking which steal a language from the world every time you wear them

Find a belt that turns you into a martial arts expert or find a tie that lets you play any musical instrument

Buy the world’s comfiest shoes that never wear out (but they make parping noises when you walk), or have teeth that never fall out or decay (but they make a sound like foil being scrunched when you eat)

Have plant skin to get energy from the sun (but you can never eat again), or impenetrable shark skin (but you have to keep moving all the time)

Bathe in a magic fountain once a year to stay young (but each time you get smaller and smaller), or be able to hibernate in the winter (but each year a new part of your body gets covered in thick bear hair)

Go space hopping on the Moon or be in the stadium when your country wins the World Cup of your favorite sport

Have a tiny pet gorilla that lives inside a matchbox apartment or a miniature steam train that goes around your belly button

Have a spot on your nose that can be seen from space or have an extra nose at the base of your spine (both last for one year)

Have a virtual reality recording of your happiest memory or a machine that can turn one day a month into an extra weekend day

Live in a treehouse that’s a huge palace on the inside or have a tent that travels somewhere new every time you go to sleep in it

Build a secret tunnel that goes to your best friend’s house or have a hatch in your bedroom that delivers breakfast in bed every day

Have a ghost version of yourself you can send on haunting missions or a voodoo doll that gives someone the giggles when you tickle it

A catchy jingle plays when you walk in a room or a new species is named for your best feature (eg the Dad’s Mustache Frondy Sea Slug)

Have the worst photo ever taken of you hung in a local gallery or have your most awkward moment reenacted with real names on a popular YouTube channel

Find a tree that grows a different fruit every day or a bowl that gives you a delicious dessert once a week (but sometimes it’s a trick dessert like lice pudding)

Have your eyes turn a different random color every day or wake up in a different body every New Years Day

Be a record gold medal winner in the World Riddling Championships or be the head of a secret code breaking organization

Be able to control the weather but only make it rain or have the ability to talk to machines but they all have terrible personalities

Have super strong arms (but you could never hug anyone) or amazing hearing (but you could never listen to music again)

Fight a dinosaur that shoots dinosaurs out of its eyes or watch the news every day for a month